Wishes

I wish...

Spud was still in Utah.

Mullets were extinct.

I could see the stars clearly every night and sleep under them.

Boys would not be stupid.

Life was easy.

I could eat like a normal person.

Listen to awesome music all the time.

People wouldn't overreact.

Everyone had the same beliefs.

Life wouldn't be awkward.

Ha just kidding I thrive on awkwardness.

I had all the gum in the world that I wanted.

I had a real love life.

I owned a car.

I had my license.

I had a cell phone.

I had babies to hold all the time.

I had amazing sense of style.

I had an endless amount of money.

I had more friends. I have none.

People weren't stupid.

I wish wishes would come true.